two truths and a lie

So every Tuesday Asha is doing a new link up series called Two Truths and a Lie. Me being the forgetful person I've recently turned into forgot all about it yesterday, so I'm linking up a day late! Basically these are the rules.

-Come up with two truths about yourself. It can be anything you deem worthy!

-Make up a lie! 

-Reveal the lie at the end of your post.

Easy peesy lemon squeezy!

I kept asking Dave to help me come up with two things about me that you guys don't already know. I immediately became depressed because I'm pretty sure I've spilled the beans about my entire life on this blog! I need to live a more exciting life!

-In middle school I fainted in my shop class and hit my head on a table. I woke up in the main office.

-I was born on the way to the hospital. In an ambulance.

-I ran into a door so hard that I actually went thru it!

And just to leave you guys in suspense enjoy this picture of me.

So the lie?

I was totally born in a hospital, not an ambulance!

SURPRISE!