I'm a criminal in 48 states.
First I jay walked.
And then I played on a multi billion dollar air craft.
And if I was under 18, I would of broken curfew.
But don't worry, we weren't caught.
I can teach you a thing or two about breaking the law.
I'm pretty good at it!
I've never been to jail.
Did I just jinx myself?
The crime scene.
I touched the butt.
Wait.. how do I get down?
Who cares, we're cute!
And in love.
If you're in the CIA, MP, or a terrorist, disregard this post.